Conjunction
Founding Membership Reservation

Reserve your spot.
Lock it in for life.

Andy is your always-on event host — answers every inquiry 24/7, qualifies organizers against your criteria, follows up until they're ready to close, and texts you when there's a real deal to sign. This $100 reserves your founding rate permanently.

$100 reservation

Locks in $100/mo for life · Applied to your first month

Fully refundable within 30 days. Email simon@conjunction.co and it's returned within 48 hours.

This is fully refundable. I'm holding a price, not making a final commitment.

Questions about the product? simon@conjunction.co

What Andy actually does

One dedicated number on your website, Google, and anywhere else organizers find you. Every inquiry handled — automatically.

1

Answers instantly, every channel, 24/7

A brand team DMs at 10pm. A birthday group calls from a Google search. Andy responds in real time — warm, not robotic.

2

Runs intake without it feeling like intake

Gathers headcount, date, budget, and occasion through a real conversation — trained on your minimums and vibe, not a generic script.

3

Keeps warm leads in play until they're ready

Most deals die in the follow-up gap. Andy checks in on a persistent cadence until there's a clear yes or no — you never have to chase.

4

Requests a deposit before you say a word

Qualified lead? Andy sends the deposit link. You only hear from people who've already put something down.

The filter that changes everything
5

You get a text. You close.

Full picture in one message — who they are, what they need, what they've committed to. Nothing gets booked without your sign-off.

What actually reaches you

Every inquiry is handled. You only step in when the lead is qualified and showing real intent.

Great fit

Hot lead — act now

Pre-qualified and deposit requested. Andy texts you the full specs. You call, you close.

Not ready yet

Andy keeps them warm

Promising but not there yet? Andy follows up on a persistent cadence until they're ready or they opt out. You never have to chase.

Not a fit

Filtered out early

Wrong size, wrong budget, wrong vibe. You never hear about it. Zero time wasted.

Before and after

Without Conjunction

Incomplete inquiries~60%
Time per inquiry~45 min
Close rate~12%
Off-hours coverageNone

With Conjunction

Incomplete inquiries~5%
Time per inquiry~2 min
Close rate~25%
Off-hours coverage24/7

You don't give up control.

Andy handles the front end. Pricing, final approval, and the relationship stay with you.

Andy handles First-touch response
Andy handles Qualification + follow-up
Andy handles Deposit request
You handle The close — pricing, approval, relationship

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